The Mechscape launch date has been released accidentally it seems... and the rumor is that it is the 25th of March, 2009. This works because Jagex said last year "Q1 2009" for Mechscape's release- and "Q1" ends on April 1, 2009.
What is happening to this guy behind the scenes? We can only guess:
Andrew Gower (AG) : Come in here for a second, Bob.
Bob: Erm, oh, ok.
AG: Have a seat.
*AG closes the door*
*AG locks it*
Bob: Uh, what's this about, Mr. Gower?
AG: You know what this is about.
Bob: No, I don't.
*AG screams in anger*
AG: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU! DONT PLAY DUMB!
*AG shakes and rages*
Bob: Oh... :'-( ... why are you so angry?
AG: WHY AM I SO ANGRY?! HAH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
*AG spins around in circles looking up with his hands raised ... and appears to be speaking to the walls*
AG: DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE ASKS WHY I AM SO ANGRY!!!!
*AG turns to face Bob directly and looks at him with seething hate*
*AG pulls out an IRL knife quickly*
Bob: Okay okay, I'm sorry. *trembling* All I did was leak the date for Mechscape. What's the big deal?
AG: BIG DEAL? ... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*AG goes crazy*
AG: BIG DEAL?! BIG DEAL !!! HAHAHA !! !! BIG DEAL !?!?! HAHAHAHHAHA
*AG's laughter is quickly replaced with extreme anger*
*AG stabs Bob in the stomach*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! What the hell! Omg! I'm bleeding!
*AG holds onto the knife as Bob's body falls towards him*
AG: Jagex policy, Bob. We - never - talk - about - release - dates. Ever. Got it?
Bob: OMG SOMEBODY CALL 911 I AM DYING! AHH...ahhh......
*Bob's body crumples onto the floor due to loss of blood*
*AG pushes the intercom button*
Jack: Jagex Ltd, how may I direct your call?
AG: Hey Jack, it's me. I need you to call Bob's wife.
Jack: Oh no, what happened? What did Bob do?
AG: Mechscape...
Jack: .. omg, oh no he didn't!
AG: Yes, Jack, he did. He leaked the Mechscape ...
Jack: Oh Andrew, say no more!
Jack: I always thought Bob was a smart guy... ... how foolish of him.
*AG sighs*
Jack: ... I'll call his wife and send somebody to clean up. Conference room 5 right?
AG: Yeah.
*AG lets go of the intercom button*
*He looks at Bob's corpse on the floor in a pool of blood*
*A menacing smile appears appears on AG's face*
*AG unzips his pants*
*AG's breathing gets heavier and faster*
AG: ahhhh.....
*3 minutes later, AG is sweating and breathing heavily*
AG: Oooohh! AHHH!!!
*AG's body shakes and his muscles tighten. His eyes close tightly and head tilts back*
AG: AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh..........
*AG sighs... looks down at his victim ... and whispers...*
AG: Why did you do it, Bob? Why?... *louder* ... WHY!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY !!!!
*Another explosion of rage overcomes AG*
*He starts punching the dead body while shouting and crying*
Janitor: Sir, please... I know its hard... please control yourself.
AG: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY, BOB, WHY !!!!
*AG keeps raging as the Janitor tries to stop his boss from repeatedly punching the dead half-naked corpse he is sitting on*
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