Transformers Tattoos

Megatron should always be a Transformers Tattoo made in Red and Blue and Purple perhaps but the tattoo shouldn't be too big because you're going around a curved surface of your arm or your thigh.

Request Diablo III Beta Key

To request a Diablo III Beta Key, you simply need to post on the D3Sanc forums. There is a draw in place that automatically rewards people with Diablo 3 beta keys.

Upcoming MMO games on Manapot

Manapot is a new MMO games portal website that has news on the latest and upcoming games this year and the next one. There is also news of upcoming gaming events that one should look out for as they reveal gameplay videos, keynote speeches, and development previews and even release dates for upcoming games.

RuneScape is a game of bros

Girls don't often play RuneScape because they don't really exist in the game. They only exist as males pretending to be females. Jagex is the only company that has a "pro-female" hiring process where they prefer to hire female persons. This improves their image in the eyes of their customers.

RuneScape as never made to be a game for women but in recent times Jagex pretends that many girls play RuneScape. Those are just due to the large number of homosexuals and males pretending to be females that they come to this number.

A game like Transformers Universe

I'm looking for a game like Transformers Universe to play in my free time because RuneScape got boring and Diablo 3 isn't available yet. It has to be fun without a grind and doesn't have to have megatron and alphabot, but bumblebee is the coolest robot of all.

I sold my Transformers parts in exchange for some money but it amounted to nothing. Jagex will not just give beta keys to a new game like StellarDawn unless Transformers Universe is popular first.

Ahem Ahem Salad

I was doing some Sembayang and thought to myself: Dunia turns but pokok grow. I don't understand why but I feel I mahu some things very bad... I wake up in the middle of the night all panat and takut. My konek is keras and I'm feeling panas. I mahu awek comel and the perempuan that comes to mind is a melayu.

Mechscape Screenshots

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Mechscape Release Date Leaked by Jagex Moderator

The Mechscape launch date has been released accidentally it seems... and the rumor is that it is the 25th of March, 2009. This works because Jagex said last year "Q1 2009" for Mechscape's release- and "Q1" ends on April 1, 2009.




What is happening to this guy behind the scenes? We can only guess:





Andrew Gower (AG) : Come in here for a second, Bob.
Bob: Erm, oh, ok.
AG: Have a seat.
*AG closes the door*
*AG locks it*
Bob: Uh, what's this about, Mr. Gower?
AG: You know what this is about.
Bob: No, I don't.
*AG screams in anger*
AG: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU! DONT PLAY DUMB!
*AG shakes and rages*
Bob: Oh... :'-( ... why are you so angry?
AG: WHY AM I SO ANGRY?! HAH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
*AG spins around in circles looking up with his hands raised ... and appears to be speaking to the walls*
AG: DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE ASKS WHY I AM SO ANGRY!!!!
*AG turns to face Bob directly and looks at him with seething hate*
*AG pulls out an IRL knife quickly*
Bob: Okay okay, I'm sorry. *trembling* All I did was leak the date for Mechscape. What's the big deal?
AG: BIG DEAL? ... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*AG goes crazy*
AG: BIG DEAL?! BIG DEAL !!! HAHAHA !! !! BIG DEAL !?!?! HAHAHAHHAHA
*AG's laughter is quickly replaced with extreme anger*
*AG stabs Bob in the stomach*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! What the hell! Omg! I'm bleeding!
*AG holds onto the knife as Bob's body falls towards him*
AG: Jagex policy, Bob. We - never - talk - about - release - dates. Ever. Got it?
Bob: OMG SOMEBODY CALL 911 I AM DYING! AHH...ahhh......
*Bob's body crumples onto the floor due to loss of blood*

*AG pushes the intercom button*
Jack: Jagex Ltd, how may I direct your call?
AG: Hey Jack, it's me. I need you to call Bob's wife.
Jack: Oh no, what happened? What did Bob do?
AG: Mechscape...
Jack: .. omg, oh no he didn't!
AG: Yes, Jack, he did. He leaked the Mechscape ...
Jack: Oh Andrew, say no more!
Jack: I always thought Bob was a smart guy... ... how foolish of him.
*AG sighs*
Jack: ... I'll call his wife and send somebody to clean up. Conference room 5 right?
AG: Yeah.
*AG lets go of the intercom button*
*He looks at Bob's corpse on the floor in a pool of blood*
*A menacing smile appears appears on AG's face*
*AG unzips his pants*
*AG's breathing gets heavier and faster*
AG: ahhhh.....
*3 minutes later, AG is sweating and breathing heavily*
AG: Oooohh! AHHH!!!
*AG's body shakes and his muscles tighten. His eyes close tightly and head tilts back*
AG: AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh..........
*AG sighs... looks down at his victim ... and whispers...*
AG: Why did you do it, Bob? Why?... *louder* ... WHY!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY !!!!
*Another explosion of rage overcomes AG*
*He starts punching the dead body while shouting and crying*

Janitor: Sir, please... I know its hard... please control yourself.
AG: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY, BOB, WHY !!!!
*AG keeps raging as the Janitor tries to stop his boss from repeatedly punching the dead half-naked corpse he is sitting on*

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