RuneScape is a game of bros

Girls don't often play RuneScape because they don't really exist in the game. They only exist as males pretending to be females. Jagex is the only company that has a "pro-female" hiring process where they prefer to hire female persons. This improves their image in the eyes of their customers.

RuneScape as never made to be a game for women but in recent times Jagex pretends that many girls play RuneScape. Those are just due to the large number of homosexuals and males pretending to be females that they come to this number.

Mechscape Screenshots

Mechscape is coming soon

Mechscape is supposed to come out in March 2009 according to jagex. It is already February as of this post and there's only 28 days in february as you know. that's very little. So in just a matter of 3 to 6 weeks, we should see the release of Mechscape upon us. It will be like a big space-ship with sci-fi adventures packed inside. What a great MMORPG that is!

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God Wars Barrows in the Chaos Tunnel with Fairy Rings

I was in the Barrows the other day and I came to the Chaos Tunnel. Good thing I brought my Fairy Ring to the God Wars otherwise I'd have lost the Fist of Guthix and also the bandos! What a shame that would be. That is no way to be a RuneHQ! So, I walked to Falador with hopes of buying a skill cape of some sort, perhaps the pirate impaling. I'm not sure. One of those. Then again, "I am a dragon slayer" I said right before starting the quest. It was great, but I soon found out I needed some Runescape Help in order to proceed. Not to worry, I popped open my achievement diary and there it was, "Monkey Madness" and I knew that I had to do it. And so I did. I did not need any runescape tips, just some help.

Runesacpe game info

Here, I'll give you some information on Runesacpe. It's not Runescape, but instead, it is another game. It is a MMORPG fantasy role-playing multiplayer dungeon with monsters to kill and players to eat. And cabbages too. Cool things happen and flash games with java applet-based games jump in front of you and you have to shoot them using your first person shooter. It is also called a strategy turn-based game because it is not one, and the quests are easy and also hard, with a grind like World of Warcraft. The best website is none other than Runescape Help which provides guides and descriptions and even databases for information on Runescape. Make sure you get the right tips at the HQ of Zybez, otherwise your realm will be in danger of being sold to gold, or even buy gold coins for Runescape! Take it easy, and have fun.

Once again handbags swing in the face of RuneHQ

Old angry grannies beware. There is a new steel helmet in the clan world of Runescape. That particular bronze helmet is a RuneHQ in disguise of course. You're probably wondering if I made this using an automatic story creator. The answer is no. I did not. I wrote it out. My brain just developed all this stuff to write about. So where were we. Oh yes, we were just leaving Pollnivneach and realized that we need 5000 Slayer exp. Ugh. How do I get that much experience in just one day? So I walked to the Ape Atoll and opened a can of chocolate cake. It had to be baked first in Lumbridge. No problem. I had already finished the quest that is in that city to be able to use the royal baking ranges. Speaking of which, I went ranging with a buddy and PKed a whip. I made a video about it and put it on Youtube for your general convenience.

Google patents new aircraft technology

Johanas Bergerstein; Zybez News

According to claim#28882-GOOG7.14.08\REF#900187231, Google has patented a new technology to handle air traffic and inject the data into its search engine allowing air traffic controllers to see airplanes flying around on Google Maps.

With the new technology there are some drawbacks, such as mid-air collisions, but then again, these were never a problem in the past and they won't be in the future despite us mentioning that these are a drawback. To answer this anamorphic question, Google was not immediately available for comment. The quaint word anamorphic was injected into the previous sentence the same way the word quaint was injected uselessly into this one.

This reporter does not work at Microsoft, and instead works at IBM. For this very reason, or in fact, this blog, this reporter doesn't work at IBM either. He or should I say, She, is actually involved in actuating motors designed by Ack/Syn attackers and art trackers and potato rackers.

Sometimes we feel our IQ is admonishingly decreasing. Then, we realize that it is. Not, that we think it is not, but it is, is it not? Snot. That is what just fell out of my nose. Roses are red, violets are flowers, and Lamborghini also come in yellow. Fellow, how long will you keep reading this? Chris, stop reading this article. Articulate a method to look away. Stay at the holiday inn and save a buck or two as opposed to staying with two midgets that are blue.

I've gotten a barrow's item at the dharrok underground castle of red and black stuff. Tz-Talk-Jade is my Chinese name, and Tz-Tok-Talk is my Chinese name too. I say Chinese because I don't want speak English. I am writing this using a Chinese-English dictionary to avoid writing using a keyboard with 1000 keys because people say Chinese people have lots of alphabets. Alphabet soup or meat soup? That is a question that plagues Varrock citizens that want to buy Jagex a game called Mechscape 2. It will be a quiet moment of resurrected consul as I suck away your soul using my iron battle axe.

Quests are fun but not as much as exploring quests

You heard it right. Quests are not fun. They are, but not as much as exploring... quests. By that I mean, using your mind to explore the inner vibrations and tendencies of the electrons flowing through your broadband wire. The network layer I'm referring to is -5 (minus 5). So it is 6 layers below the lowest network layer. So next time you're walking from Varrock to Falador, just imagine things at the -5 layer. Think about the vibrations. FEEL the vibrations. Let the vibrations embrace you and squeeze you. Breathe them, and then, gently, eat them. The vibrations are your friends, your mom, your dad, your nanny. At this point, you will see a giant fish, most likely a shark or lobster. It will be spinning around in front of you but you won't be able to touch it. The more you try to reach for it, the heavier your fishing rod will feel. Fishing rod? Yes, the one that you used to catch the shark. There never was a lobster because you don't have a cage. Only a rod. As you grab the rod, it gets warmer. Eventually it becomes a hot rod. You push down on the accelerator, and you feel the wind on your face from the air-conditioner. You close your eyes and you imagine yourself standing in a bright mall. It is not quite 2pm, but there's still many people walking around. You stop typing, and you realize you are not a character in Runescape.