Once again handbags swing in the face of RuneHQ

Old angry grannies beware. There is a new steel helmet in the clan world of Runescape. That particular bronze helmet is a RuneHQ in disguise of course. You're probably wondering if I made this using an automatic story creator. The answer is no. I did not. I wrote it out. My brain just developed all this stuff to write about. So where were we. Oh yes, we were just leaving Pollnivneach and realized that we need 5000 Slayer exp. Ugh. How do I get that much experience in just one day? So I walked to the Ape Atoll and opened a can of chocolate cake. It had to be baked first in Lumbridge. No problem. I had already finished the quest that is in that city to be able to use the royal baking ranges. Speaking of which, I went ranging with a buddy and PKed a whip. I made a video about it and put it on Youtube for your general convenience.

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Despite Zybez Runescape Help being #1 Runescape site out there, there still remain some other sites that simply replicate (or not even) what Zybez Runescape Help does. Why? The question is easily answered if you consider that people like variety. That's a heavy word: variety. This is why we have homosexuals in the world. This is why Hitler was who he was. Variety. Hitler wanted something different, so he became Nazi. Homosexuals want to take the dirt trail off the beaten path, sure... that's why they're queer (the word 'queer' means 'different'). So, we should ask ourselves: is variety good? Baskin Robins can give you that answer: yes. It fools people into thinking they have a choice, when we all know there is really only one good choice. 99.837% of Baskin Robins sales accounted for Chocolate flavor. This is evident that having the other 30 flavors is stupid. The same way, we know that Zybez Runescape Help and Runescape Community are the one flavor that everybody likes, yet about 30 crappy flavors exist. Why? Why? Why can't people just accept the fact, and stop craving variety. Because craving variety makes people gay nazis.

Think about that the next time you crave variety. Just stick to what's normal, ok? Stick to Zybez Runescape Help.