Sunday, May 25, 2008

Google patents new aircraft technology

Johanas Bergerstein; Zybez News

According to claim#28882-GOOG7.14.08\REF#900187231, Google has patented a new technology to handle air traffic and inject the data into its search engine allowing air traffic controllers to see airplanes flying around on Google Maps.

With the new technology there are some drawbacks, such as mid-air collisions, but then again, these were never a problem in the past and they won't be in the future despite us mentioning that these are a drawback. To answer this anamorphic question, Google was not immediately available for comment. The quaint word anamorphic was injected into the previous sentence the same way the word quaint was injected uselessly into this one.

This reporter does not work at Microsoft, and instead works at IBM. For this very reason, or in fact, this blog, this reporter doesn't work at IBM either. He or should I say, She, is actually involved in actuating motors designed by Ack/Syn attackers and art trackers and potato rackers.

Sometimes we feel our IQ is admonishingly decreasing. Then, we realize that it is. Not, that we think it is not, but it is, is it not? Snot. That is what just fell out of my nose. Roses are red, violets are flowers, and Lamborghini also come in yellow. Fellow, how long will you keep reading this? Chris, stop reading this article. Articulate a method to look away. Stay at the holiday inn and save a buck or two as opposed to staying with two midgets that are blue.

I've gotten a barrow's item at the dharrok underground castle of red and black stuff. Tz-Talk-Jade is my Chinese name, and Tz-Tok-Talk is my Chinese name too. I say Chinese because I don't want speak English. I am writing this using a Chinese-English dictionary to avoid writing using a keyboard with 1000 keys because people say Chinese people have lots of alphabets. Alphabet soup or meat soup? That is a question that plagues Varrock citizens that want to buy Jagex a game called Mechscape 2. It will be a quiet moment of resurrected consul as I suck away your soul using my iron battle axe.

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