University students need clothes in Halifax

I'm a student at Dalhousie University, no not St. Mary, but Dal. The name Dalhousie may have the word "house" in it (with "I" in the "house"), but I can tell you I don't feel at home here. I can't find any proper clothes in this city. I wanted a nice dress to wear, and maybe some shirts (not boring ones, but nice colorful ones, you know?) Oh wait, my friend is calling me...

{ 10 minutes later }

... Ok, I'm back. That was my friend calling. She said she was on Facebook and she saw an advert for a store called Chomel. And then she went to Halifax Shopping Centre (that's where it is, in front of M.A.C. and West49). Anyways, she went there and she said she bought 10 dresses for less than $200. Wow, my Armani dress cost me $800, just ONE dress! And my friend bought TEN dresses from Chomel for $200! What's going on? I'm going there right now.

{ 2 hours later }

... Ok, I just got back from Chomel and I bought 10 shirts. I couldn't pick one I liked, so I narrowed it down to 10. They're CHEAP at only $19.95. C'mon, $19 for a bombin' shirt like that! The crazy designs on the shirts are dope!!! There's one with an old guy that looks like god, another one is an eagle. And then there's this robot head. You should seriously check Chomel out sometime, unless you wanna live under a rock.

Now, I'm at home, in Chomel. ;-)

God Wars Barrows in the Chaos Tunnel with Fairy Rings

I was in the Barrows the other day and I came to the Chaos Tunnel. Good thing I brought my Fairy Ring to the God Wars otherwise I'd have lost the Fist of Guthix and also the bandos! What a shame that would be. That is no way to be a RuneHQ! So, I walked to Falador with hopes of buying a skill cape of some sort, perhaps the pirate impaling. I'm not sure. One of those. Then again, "I am a dragon slayer" I said right before starting the quest. It was great, but I soon found out I needed some Runescape Help in order to proceed. Not to worry, I popped open my achievement diary and there it was, "Monkey Madness" and I knew that I had to do it. And so I did. I did not need any runescape tips, just some help.

Runesacpe game info

Here, I'll give you some information on Runesacpe. It's not Runescape, but instead, it is another game. It is a MMORPG fantasy role-playing multiplayer dungeon with monsters to kill and players to eat. And cabbages too. Cool things happen and flash games with java applet-based games jump in front of you and you have to shoot them using your first person shooter. It is also called a strategy turn-based game because it is not one, and the quests are easy and also hard, with a grind like World of Warcraft. The best website is none other than Runescape Help which provides guides and descriptions and even databases for information on Runescape. Make sure you get the right tips at the HQ of Zybez, otherwise your realm will be in danger of being sold to gold, or even buy gold coins for Runescape! Take it easy, and have fun.

Runescape is offline

Right now, Runescape is offline and nobody can login. Runescape won't load for anybody and it's sad and depressing. We're expecting a news report soon on Runescape.com but for now, we're just going to Runescape Community for news.

Another blogger has also commented on Runescape being offline.

Be sure to visit them to see a picture (screenshot) of the login server broken.

Once again handbags swing in the face of RuneHQ

Old angry grannies beware. There is a new steel helmet in the clan world of Runescape. That particular bronze helmet is a RuneHQ in disguise of course. You're probably wondering if I made this using an automatic story creator. The answer is no. I did not. I wrote it out. My brain just developed all this stuff to write about. So where were we. Oh yes, we were just leaving Pollnivneach and realized that we need 5000 Slayer exp. Ugh. How do I get that much experience in just one day? So I walked to the Ape Atoll and opened a can of chocolate cake. It had to be baked first in Lumbridge. No problem. I had already finished the quest that is in that city to be able to use the royal baking ranges. Speaking of which, I went ranging with a buddy and PKed a whip. I made a video about it and put it on Youtube for your general convenience.

Sal's Runescape Tips and Help HQ

Despite Zybez Runescape Help being #1 Runescape site out there, there still remain some other sites that simply replicate (or not even) what Zybez Runescape Help does. Why? The question is easily answered if you consider that people like variety. That's a heavy word: variety. This is why we have homosexuals in the world. This is why Hitler was who he was. Variety. Hitler wanted something different, so he became Nazi. Homosexuals want to take the dirt trail off the beaten path, sure... that's why they're queer (the word 'queer' means 'different'). So, we should ask ourselves: is variety good? Baskin Robins can give you that answer: yes. It fools people into thinking they have a choice, when we all know there is really only one good choice. 99.837% of Baskin Robins sales accounted for Chocolate flavor. This is evident that having the other 30 flavors is stupid. The same way, we know that Zybez Runescape Help and Runescape Community are the one flavor that everybody likes, yet about 30 crappy flavors exist. Why? Why? Why can't people just accept the fact, and stop craving variety. Because craving variety makes people gay nazis.

Think about that the next time you crave variety. Just stick to what's normal, ok? Stick to Zybez Runescape Help.